i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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