wake up i wanna do it froggy style
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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