Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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