No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dick very happy bro
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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