I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
