Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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