I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Farmville is her only friend.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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