I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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