i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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