we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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