There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
