we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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