doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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