Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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