I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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