Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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