Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
either way he was missing a nipple.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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