I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've blown a few things in my day
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My dick has a subreddit
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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