He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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