have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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