so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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