I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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