just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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