1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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