Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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