there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
