Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
