I'm really into asian looking animals
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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