dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
