I wanna bring you to show and tell
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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