found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
