That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
