God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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