whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
