I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so that wasnt chicken after all
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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