Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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