so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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