You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
