scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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