We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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