In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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