small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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