Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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