i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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