we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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