i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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