we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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