Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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