If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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