scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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